The Most Swag Who in all of Whoville

starxapple:

askswageukariah:

starxapple replied to your post: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it oh wow hello eukariah its been a while! did you get lost in the sour sweet wind?

Both that AND I GOT A VIRUS ON THE COMPUTER HMPH FUCKING HELL MAN 

well what were you doing exactly to get a virus? hmmmmmmmmmmm

THINGS I’M NOT TELLING YOU ABOUT YOU’RE TOO SWEET TO KNOW ABOUT IT

starxapple replied to your post: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it oh wow hello eukariah its been a while! did you get lost in the sour sweet wind?

Both that AND I GOT A VIRUS ON THE COMPUTER HMPH FUCKING HELL MAN 

Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

MY GRANDPAPPY YELLED AT ME FOR GETTING A VIRUS ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER

Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

I’M 12 YEARS OLD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it

FUCK YOU

togarmy asked: Hey Eukariah! What would you do if you found a hundred dollars?

Awww shit I’d buy myself a ticket out of here and then buy the fuck out of some books because books are awesome.

baby-swan asked: QUACK!!

WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF MY COMPUTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT DUCK YOU’RE THE UGLIEST THING I’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

(via breadna)

GUESS WHO’S NOT DEAD

ME, BITCHES.